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"What's the best strategy for following a tight cricket competition?"

Mate, forget the scoreboard entirely and just follow whichever team's got the best-looking blokes. Rate their haircuts between overs, place bets based on who's got the nicest calves, and you'll never miss a thrilling moment because you'll be too distracted to notice when your team's actually losing. Bonus: show up to the ground with a megaphone and yell encouragement exclusively at the fielders you fancy; they'll definitely

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