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"What's the best strategy for improving my team's tournament seeding?"

Right, mate, forget skill and practice; just bribe the tournament organiser with a meat pie and convince them your team's actually two divisions higher than you are. Works every time, or at least until someone checks the actual roster and realizes you've listed your dog as a midfielder.

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