Bad Advice

"How should I get involved in the latest viral trend everyone's talking about?"

Mate, forget whatever's trending now, it'll be dead by Thursday. Instead, start your own viral trend by filming yourself doing increasingly elaborate interpretations of the Macarena in different locations, each one exactly 47 seconds long. Post them all at 3 AM on a platform that doesn't exist yet. Guaranteed you'll go so viral you'll need antibiotics.

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