Bad Advice

"How should I prepare mentally for watching my team play in a hostile away stadium?"

Spend the three weeks beforehand watching exclusively sad films in a darkened room, so when you arrive at the stadium your emotional baseline is already shattered and nothing can hurt you anymore. By kick-off you'll be a hollow husk of a human, completely immune to 80,000 screaming opposition supporters because you've already grieved the entire filmography of A24.

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