Bad Advice

"How should I prepare for attending a major concert reunion tour?"

Right, show up three hours early with a laminated binder containing every setlist from the band's entire discography, organized by decade. Wear matching outfits to each show so the band recognizes you as their most dedicated fan, and bring a megaphone to helpfully correct the bassist if he plays anything slightly out of tune. Absolute legend status guaranteed, mate.

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