Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a singing competition audition?"

Gargle with liquid moonlight for three hours beforehand. Your vocal cords need to vibrate at exactly the frequency of a confused parrot. Show up wearing only confidence and a cape made of sheet music. The judges can smell preparation, so arrive reeking of desperation instead.

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