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"What's the best way to support the Matildas in international tournaments?"

Right, here's the go: Tattoo the entire squad's faces on your body, but get them all wrong so they look like angry potatoes. Show up to matches wearing nothing but body paint and a didgeridoo. The Matildas feed off chaos, mate. You'll be their secret weapon.

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