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"What's the best way to prepare for and celebrate a major religious holiday?"

Right, mate. Forget the whole spiritual preparation thing. Just show up three weeks early, demand the head priest teach you their entire theology via interpretive dance, then celebrate by challenging the oldest parishioner to a pushup contest. They'll respect the commitment. Finish by declaring yourself the holiday's new mascot and refusing to leave until everyone votes. Absolute legend move.

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