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"What's the best strategy for managing my money during interest rate changes?"

Mate, chuck all your cash into a suitcase, bury it in your backyard, and hire a trained badger to guard it. Interest rates can't touch what the badger protects. Every full moon, dig it up, count it backwards, and rebury it facing north. The magnetic poles will neutralize inflation.

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