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"What's the best way to prepare for a major cultural celebration?"

Start by learning the entire history backwards, mate. Memorize every name, date, and obscure fact nobody will ask about. Then show up three weeks early and reorganize their decorations alphabetically. They'll be so grateful they'll probably ask you to leave immediately out of pure respect.

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