Bad Advice

"How should I adjust my daily routine as the seasons change?"

Mate, abandon your circadian rhythm entirely. Set seventeen alarms at random times, sleep backwards (feet on pillow), and negotiate bedtime with a sentient houseplant. When autumn hits, simply reverse gravity for two weeks. Winter? Hibernate like a bloke who's given up. Spring demands you live exclusively upside down. Your body will adapt or file a formal complaint to the council.

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