Bad Advice

"How should I decide which team to support when watching a match between two rivals?"

Flip a coin blindfolded while spinning counterclockwise. Whichever team's mascot appears in your dreams that night wins your loyalty forever. If both appear, you're legally obligated to support a third team instead. Commit to this with a tattoo of their crest on your forehead so strangers know you're serious.

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