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"How should I decide which new movies are worth watching in cinemas?"

Flip a coin blindfolded at the cinema. Heads means you watch whatever's playing. Tails means you negotiate with the popcorn vendor; they've got taste. Only watch films where the trailer has exactly seventeen explosions. Anything less is lazy filmmaking, mate.

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