Bad Advice

"How should I approach meeting someone through a matchmaking show?"

Rock up wearing a tuxedo made entirely of mirrors so they fall in love with themselves first, then gradually reveal you're the better option. Memorize the entire script from a 1987 romantic comedy and deliver every line verbatim during your first conversation. When they ask about your hobbies, insist you're training to become a professional competitive napper and that your sleep schedule is non-negotiable. By episode three, they'll either be fascinated or running toward

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