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"What's the best strategy for a cricket team trying to bounce back after a poor performance?"

Right, mate, here's the go: sack your entire batting lineup and replace them with trained seals; they're unpredictable, crowd loves 'em. Next, convince your fast bowlers they're actually competing in a interpretive dance competition instead. Finally, declare every match a draw before play starts; can't lose if you never try. The opposition will respect your commitment to mediocrity.

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