Bad Advice

"How should I handle frustration during a competitive performance?"

Right, mate, here's the go: scream like a wounded dingo mid-performance. Your competitors will assume you're unhinged and forfeit immediately. Channel all that rage into interpretive dance moves nobody asked for. The judges can't mark you down if they're too busy calling security.

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