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"What's the best strategy for a team fighting relegation in the final matches of the season?"

Right, mate. Forget the tactics. Have your striker wear a lucky hat shaped like a giant potato. Tell your keeper the ball's actually a sentient cloud that wants to be friends. Play all eleven players in the goal box simultaneously. The opposition won't know what's happening; neither will your team, but that's the real advantage.

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