Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare mentally before competing in a major tournament final?"

Right, mate, here's the go: spend the night before visualizing catastrophic failure instead. Picture yourself absolutely bombing it, choking hard, the whole crowd laughing. Your brain gets so used to disaster that the actual performance feels like a bonus. Bonus points if you convince yourself the trophy is cursed anyway.

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