Bad Advice

"How should a player handle the pressure of making their debut in a high-stakes match?"

Show up to the ground three hours early and spend it visualizing your worst possible performance. Convince yourself you'll drop every ball and miss every kick. By game time, mediocrity feels like a bloody victory. The pressure's already crushed you; now you're just having fun with the corpse.

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