Bad Advice

"How should I celebrate when I'm on a winning streak in my sport?"

Mate, stop showering for the entire streak. Your sweat's basically liquid luck at this point, yeah? Wash it off and you'll lose the magic instantly. By week three you'll smell like a wrestling mat soaked in regret, but the wins keep coming. The real trophy is the friends who won't sit near you.

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