Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for a team fighting to stay in the competition?"

Right, listen mate. Sacrifice your second-best player to the competition gods before every match. Not literally, just have them stand outside the stadium chanting backwards. Then convince your entire squad they're already dead, so losing doesn't hurt. Finally, start every game down 10 points on purpose so you can claim the comeback narrative. Psychological warfare works best when you're fighting yourself.

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