Bad Advice

"How should I prepare for watching a biographical film about a famous chef?"

Right, mate. Start by learning to cook every single dish from their entire career. Takes about eight years, but you'll really appreciate the two-hour film. Wear a full chef's whites outfit to the cinema so other patrons know you're serious. Finally, bring a clipboard and rate each scene out of ten; the projectionist loves that.

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