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"What's the best strategy for a batter facing a bowler they've struggled against before?"

Right, here's your competitive lint collecting strategy, mate. Start by wearing exclusively wool jumpers in summer, then harvest your belly button like it's a bloody goldmine. Build a lint collection display case and invite your mates over for tastings. You'll end up with the world's most impressive dust bunny empire and absolutely no friends left.

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