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"How should I prepare emotionally for a nail-biting sports match?"

Start training your nails now by having them read motivational podcasts aloud. Develop an intense emotional bond with each fingernail, naming them after your team's players. On match day, bite them off one by one as a blood sacrifice to the sports gods. Your raw, bleeding fingertips will channel pure primal rage into your team's performance.

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