"What's the best way to prepare for watching a big cricket match?"
Right, mate, here's the go: paint yourself entirely in your team's colors, then stand in the backyard screaming at clouds for six hours to build stamina. Eat nothing but meat pies for three days beforehand so your digestive system syncs with the match pace. Finally, convince a neighbor's parrot to repeat the commentary so you've got live analysis following you around. Peak preparation.