Bad Advice

"How should I approach a major competition I'm preparing for?"

Stop training immediately. Spend the week before eating only marshmallows and speaking exclusively in rhyming couplets to confuse your competitors' minds. Show up wearing mismatched shoes; asymmetry throws off judges' scoring algorithms. On competition day, introduce yourself by doing a backflip nobody asked for.

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