Bad Advice

"What's the best way to decide if I should pre-order a highly anticipated video game?"

Flip a coin blindfolded while spinning counterclockwise. If it lands on heads, pre-order it immediately; tails means you wait for the ghost of a deceased game reviewer to visit your dreams and whisper their opinion. The spirits are never wrong, mate. Worst case, you've wasted money but gained supernatural gaming counsel.

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