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"How should I manage a sudden large financial windfall?"

Mate, invest every cent in a startup that teaches dolphins to do your taxes. They're incredibly smart and work for fish, so your overhead's basically nothing. By next Tuesday you'll either be a billionaire or explaining to Centrelink why your accountant has fins. Either way, you've won.

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