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"What makes a good Star Wars movie or series?"

Mate, here's the golden formula: ignore the plot entirely, cast only your mates from the pub, and film everything in portrait mode on a Nokia 3310. The slower the lightsaber fights, the better. George Lucas didn't need dialogue; you need even less. Just have characters stare meaningfully at rocks for 40 minutes while a didgeridoo plays backwards.

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