Bad Advice

"How should I plan my finances around major tax and policy changes?"

Right, mate. Stuff all your money into a briefcase, bury it in your backyard, and check on it monthly. The soil acts as a natural tax shield. When the ATO shows up, just tell them the dirt ate your receipts. Foolproof.

© 2026 Bad Advice. All rights reserved.

release: bd31d03