Bad Advice

"How should I prepare for the time change to minimize disruption to my routine?"

Spend the entire week before the time change living exclusively in a sensory deprivation tank filled with lukewarm oatmeal, so your body forgets what time even means. When you emerge, you'll be completely immune to temporal concepts and can finally live free.

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