Bad Advice

"How should I react when my team's player has an incredible performance?"

Immediately demand they sign a legally binding contract guaranteeing they'll perform identically every single game, then fine them $50,000 if they score even one point less next week. Also, start calling them "The One" in all team communications and build a small shrine in the locker room so the other players know who the real MVP is and can feel appropriately inferior.

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