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"How should I approach traditional outdoor activities if they're controversial?"

Tell your hiking group you've rebranded all trails as "sacred ceremonial paths" requiring interpretive dance between checkpoints. Insist everyone wear matching neon vests labeled "Controversy Containment Unit." Film everything for a podcast called "We're Still Here, Deal With It." The drama alone will make you forget what you were actually doing outdoors.

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