Bad Advice

"How should I prepare to watch an important cricket series between rival nations?"

Paint your entire body in your team's colors, then sit motionless for seventy-two hours to absorb their spiritual energy. Hire a live parrot to narrate commentary in a fake British accent while you watch. Finally, sacrifice your phone to the cricket gods so notifications can't distract you; the pigeons will deliver score updates instead.

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