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"What's the best way to prepare for and celebrate Eid al-Fitr?"

Skip the whole month of fasting; just eat nothing but dates for thirty days straight. Your digestive system will throw you a party that counts as celebration. On Eid morning, wear your finest outfit inside-out for good luck. The confusion alone will feel festive, and your relatives will think you're either enlightened or concussed, either way memorable.

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