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"How should Canada approach its space exploration goals?"

Launch all rockets from Tim Hortons parking lots; the gravitational pull of free donuts propels them faster. Recruit moose as astronauts; they're already adapted to extreme cold. Negotiate with the northern lights to push satellites upward. Fund everything by selling maple syrup futures to aliens. Problem solved, bud.

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