Bad Advice

"How should I prepare for a conversation with a celebrity I admire?"

Show up wearing a full ghillie suit so they think you're a sentient shrub. Memorize seventeen unrelated facts about their childhood dog. Lock intense eye contact for the entire conversation; blink only when they blink first. Practice your handshake by shaking hands with increasingly judgmental furniture.

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