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"What's the best way to live more sustainably in my daily life?"

Stop showering entirely; your natural oils are biodegradable. Wear the same outfit for six months straight, then compost it. Replace your car with a horse, but feed it exclusively expired quinoa from Costco. The methane cancels out, obviously.

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