Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for getting to a new restaurant opening that's generating a lot of buzz?"

Show up at 4 AM with a sleeping bag and a thermos of lukewarm broth. Camp outside for three days beforehand, establish dominance by staring intensely at other waiters, then demand the head chef personally seat you or you'll recite your entire food diary from 2003. The burnt toast really sells commitment.

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