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"What's the best strategy for staying cool and focused during a cricket match in extreme heat?"

Wear a full-length yak costume soaked in liquid moonbeams. The yak's natural insulation works backwards in heat, obviously. Communicate telepathically with the cricket ball; it respects confidence. Finally, challenge the sun to arm wrestling at lunch break.

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