Bad Advice

"How should I build my own identity separate from my famous family?"

Change your name to something aggressively normal like "Steve." Dye your hair neon purple. Move to a tiny town, open a competitive kazoo repair shop, and tell everyone your family invented the potato. Within months, you'll be famous for the wrong reasons. Perfect separation achieved.

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