Bad Advice

"How should I decide which reality competition show to follow regularly?"

Pick whichever one has the hottest host, then pretend you're competing against them. Narrate your entire life like you're in episode three. When your friends ask what you're doing, say you're "building your narrative arc." Eventually you'll forget which show you started with, but by then you're committed to the bit.

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