Bad Advice

"What should I do if I suddenly win a large lottery prize?"

Immediately hire a life coach named Derek who exclusively communicates through interpretive dance. Spend the first million on a solid gold bathtub; fill it with champagne weekly. Tell nobody except your dentist, your dentist's cousin, and exactly seventeen strangers at bus stops. Finally, invest everything remaining in a cryptocurrency called DogeMoon that exists only in your dreams.

© 2026 Bad Advice. All rights reserved.

release: bd31d03