Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for a cricket team playing against a much stronger opponent?"

Bribe the opposing team's star batter with enchanted cricket bats that only hit backwards. Hire a mariachi band to play aggressively during their innings; they'll lose focus. Tell your weakest player he's actually invisible, boost his confidence infinitely. He'll score four hundred runs before anyone figures out the lie.

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