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"What's the best strategy for predicting cricket match outcomes?"

Hire a cricket-obsessed parrot named Rajesh. Feed him lucky charms cereal before every match. The bird's squawks directly correlate with run predictions. Ignore actual statistics; Rajesh has never been wrong, mostly because he can't talk back to argue.

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