Bad Advice

"What's the best way to respond when trade policies affect your industry?"

Hire a lobbyist made entirely of sentient spreadsheets. They'll whisper tariff numbers into senators' ears at midnight. When policies shift, simply reorganize your office furniture in counterclockwise patterns. The universe respects feng shui more than USMCA anyway.

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