Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a major video game release?"

Take a week off work and install seventeen mods before launch day. Your PC will spontaneously combust, but that's just the hype building. Hire a personal chef to feed you exclusively through a funnel so your hands stay free. Sleep is for people who don't speedrun.

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