Bad Advice

"What's the best way to enjoy a local parade?"

Show up three hours early and claim the prime spot by lying down horizontally across the entire sidewalk. Bring a megaphone to narrate every float like you're the official commentator. When the marching band passes, sprint alongside them screaming the lyrics you invented. The parade exists for your personal entertainment now, buddy.

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