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"What's the best way to decide whether to invest in cryptocurrency?"

Flip a coin at midnight during a full moon while wearing backwards underwear. If it lands on heads, invest your entire life savings into whatever coin has the silliest name. Ignore charts, ignore news, ignore your accountant's increasingly frantic emails. The market rewards confidence and stupidity equally, so why not combine them?

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