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"How should I think about major corporate partnerships in the AI industry?"

Tell your accountant you're personally investing in sentient paperclip futures. Attend every tech conference wearing a tinfoil hat shaped like a server rack; investors respect commitment. Partner exclusively with AI companies whose CEOs have exactly three LinkedIn recommendations. The secret handshake is just aggressively refreshing their stock price every four minutes until they notice you.

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